Warning: Portions of Post Contain Disturbing Images...(do you dare?)

Lincoln, my love, gave me a PERFECT Valentine's gift-- herb planters! I'm so excited to grow herbs this spring. My traditional gift to Lincoln is a coupon book along with chocolates. I think we might be the only couple where the husband likes chocolate more than the wife. I'm just glad he doesn't want flowers along with his box of chocolates.

(The best part is....they are from the dollar store!)

And now, a short (and true) story by Jenny Webb.

It was a quiet afternoon at the Webb house. Evey was peacefully sleeping. Lincoln was baking himself some tater-tots. And Jenny was catching up on facebook.
From the kitchen came a loud, "Owwwwwww!"[clatter], "Damn!" [water running]...
Lincoln decided to cook the tots in a frying pan, in the oven....and didn't use an oven mit to grab the handle of the pan. Poor guy.

(the culprit)

(Lincoln is enjoying tots while icing a burned hand)

I will end with our most exciting news of the day. During Evey's after dinner bath she began farting. It was the kind of fart that precedes a poo. I went into quick action and put Evey on the potty. You can see the result below!

(I promise, it's hers...)